Aww, are you silly? Come on, you're being silly.

I am not worried about him turning white anymore. I understand Vitiligo. But what in God's great tooth did he do to his face?????

When my sisters wanted to scare me, they told me stories about the boogey man. I think there's a new kind of boogey man, folks.

How come Rice Krispies don't snap, crackle and pop like they used to? And how come Friends is all about sex? Not that I don't like sex, but come on- if I see one more Monica/Chandler sex scene I am going to lose my lunch.

I had like 3 contractions last night, 5 minutes apart. Then they stopped. Fuck fuck fuck. I wish there was warning to when this would happen. Like when the thing pops out on the turkey when it's done. Yeah, I want one of those.

Hmmm. Time to go listen to some MSI & get ready to face another day of being preggo.

If you no ragu you preggo. C'est simple.