01-14-04 - 10:46
when i am president
i'll cancel all grammar and punctuation
ciriculum, ciriculi
because who needs it
i'll banish the phrase
been there, done that
from the vernacular
i'll put all of the hollywood executives in prison
and tax the stars heavily
and release the tax on the poor
i'll order pompous talking heads like howard stern
to give a debilitated victims baths and linen changes, and other activities of daily living which they are unable to perform themselves
and then rip their tongues out like in the dark ages
i would order Reese Witherspoon to watch Legally Blonde Two.
what a piece of trash cinema.
i would elevate Jean Pierre Jeunet to head of state
and he would assist my decision making as well as write a movie about my life in post-apocalyptic france
i would spend money on saving lives instead of spending lives
by abortion, war crimes, and the like
i would make mcdonalds executives eat the trash they serve for a month straight and then see if they could resist the french fries when they summoned
i would
would
cant
dont care.
i used to get pissed when people didn't vote, but now i dont care anymore.
its obvious the money is in control
and i ain't got none of it.
got my own life
i want to make my own decisions
