03-12-05 - 19:52
Are some women so beautiful
that they are incapable of keeping a man?
Were it not for my insecurities and fatness I might have rolled with several gents
but I'd be a fool
and unhappily married
or divorced
or perhaps married but with his bastard children to take care of
when I try on her size fives
I want them to fit so badly
but they look and feel like hell
I'll take my bland, monstrous, clod-hoppin size 11's, thank-you.
